Winter Comfort Food Craving Me: I need tomato soup!
Gluten Makes Me Sick Me: *discovers all the store soups contain wheat*
Foodie Me: I'll make tomato soup!
OCD Me: I'll make ALL THE TOMATO SOUP EVER. And freeze it! Because why solve a problem for today when you can solve it for 37 other days in the indeterminate future?!?!
Foodie Me: *discovers chicken stock supply in freezer is too low to make all the soup*
OCD Me: OH NOOEEESS. WE MUST MAKE. ALL. THE. STOCK!
Anxiety Me: Auuughhh! WHAT IF WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BONES!?!
Reasonable Me: *rolls eyes* You were saying?
Foodie Me: *dances around* IMMA MAKE. ALL. THE. STOCK!!
Anxiety Me: OMG!! What if we don't have enough stock for the recipe??
Reasonable Me: How much do we need?
Foodie Me: About a quart.
Reasonable Me: We're making 3 gallons.
Anxiety Me: OMG!! What if we don't have enough containers to freeze it all?!?!
Reasonable Me: Did you even take your meds today?
Winter Comfort Food Craving Me: Was there going to be soup at some point?
Foodie Me, 10 hours later: SOUP, BITCHEZ.
OCD Me, 11 hrs later, not to be outdone: INDIVIDUALLY PORTIONED, CALORIE CALCULATED, FREEZER READY SOUP AND STOCK, BITCHEZ!
Reasonable Me: OFFS. Prepping for the zombie apocalypse, are we?
OCD Me: YOU'RE WELCOME.
Winter Comfort Food Craving Me: Sooo... can I eat now?
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| Soup so good it makes you not even notice the sad, gluten free faux sandwich! |