Scene: @AGeekDad and Bear are playing Lego Star Wars while I nurse Baby Tiberius. I'm stuck watching their game because I forgot my phone.
Situation: R2-D2 is stuck in the swamp on Dagobah.
Me: Why can't Yoda just lift him out?
@AGeekDad: He's not all powerful.
Me: But why can't he just lift him out?
@AGeekDad: It's a discrepancy in the game.
Me (genuinely upset): But he can lift the entire X-Wing from the swamp!
@AGeekDad (genuinely annoyed): I said, it's a discrepancy in the game.
Bear (singing): I'm bein Yoda... Yoda Yoda Yoda...
(Yelling): Daddy!! Wait for Yoda!!
Nope, no geeks here. No sireee.